I sit around in front of my old and ugly but reliable IBM Thinkpad, reading slashy fanfiction and thinking about you. Contrary to popular belief, I do not have tentacles sprouting out of my back, and anyone who tells you I do is clearly jealous of my ability to shoot lazers out of my eyes.
Current Residence: a dark remote corner of the internet that you've never seen and never will see if I have anything to say about it.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Adult M
Favourite genre of music: Industrial, metal, industrial metal
Favourite style of art: Surrealist
MP3 player of choice: Walkman (and it hasn't broken yet!)
Shell of choice: Oyster? What sort of retarded question is this?
Skin of choice: bacon
Favourite cartoon character: Invader Zim
Favorite vegetable: Asparagus
Least favorite color: Burgundy
Most likely to die from: headache brought on my lampshade impaled into the head
Does not understand: Homestuck references, the Academy Awards, Ke$ha lyrics, the inexplicable popularity of internet memes, her family, PETA